My washing machine is broke, my Bible doesn't have instructions on how to fix. Do I need a different version

Is it possible my bible doesn't have all the answers? Also, which book chapter and verse says which books are supposed to be included in the Bible?My washing machine is broke, my Bible doesn't have instructions on how to fix. Do I need a different version
Hey Jim, finally a good theological question from you, I knew you had it in you! Your starting to come over to the other side, I can just feel it. In all seriousness, there is no record the children of Israel coming out of Egypt washed their clothes, used deodorant, or brushed their teeth! After forty years, this would be a pretty ripe bunch, maybe that's why the walls of Jericho fell flat!,. what do you think?My washing machine is broke, my Bible doesn't have instructions on how to fix. Do I need a different version
If all you care about is your washing machine and its eternal life, then I guess you are stuck.
Bible, You want a bible to help you fix something that is real? You are better off reading a book by Aldous Huxley. It also has an underlying morality to his stories. Either way it is still fiction.
Try the maytag version.
Man made God in his own image from the dust particles and created so many other conveniences like the bible and the washing machine.


If God is to be loved for eternal life then the life forces hidden in the matter as consciousness of God must be realized.


Bible has down graded mother hood like any other religion. Love-Bond is the only way to fix every broken bonds. Even with the washing machine you need the right approach with love and peace to set it right .
Yes. http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/in…
A bible is a guide for living. It can't tell stupid people how to be smart. Sucks for you.
hehehehe, clever
John 13:10


Jesus answered, ';A person who has had a bath needs only to wash his feet; his whole body is clean. And you are clean, though not every one of you.';





Unfortunately due to lack of time I'm not able to present an esoteric interpretation, but ';seek and you shall find.';





To answer your second question, there is no such verse. The bible is unbiblical. The ignorant who indulged in masturbation four times a day (on average) put in there what they wanted, and the real ignoramuses who did not know the location of their own butt holes later even called it ';the word of God.';
You haven't read the passage that says ';If thine washing machine offends thee cast it out';?
Now THAT';S Christian love. People like Chica are the #1 reason other run from Bible thumpers like a plague. Hey wait...
God does not do for us what he gave us brains to do for ourselves...


Of course, you are just being funny for you already knew that.





I don't know of any chpt/verse that says which books are suppose to be in Bible.
Is it a Whirlpool or a Maytag? First one would be the old testament and the second would be the new.lol
You can try the Maytag guy. He probably has a bible with those instructions.





As for what belongs in the bible: Numbers III, chapter 28, verse 32





Check it out!
Take it to the River. “In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea, / And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.”
So you own a bible,
Common sense.. which you seem to have already
Dude, the answer is right in front of you. The bible clearly states that Jesus washes your sins away. So, no washing machine needed at all!





And besides, what do we care if we are all ending up in happy happy heaven anyhow?
What did you do to break your wife?
Well duh, did they have washing machines in the days of Moses? Did Noah have one on His ark? Of course not. Some things in life you have to figure out on your own.
I think your question and other question you have asked are so funny. I get so tired of everyone telling me that all the answers I need are in the Bible. They are not. The thing about the Bible is it hasn't change over time like say History books in school have. It is hard to find things in the Bible that can be related to things now days. In case you can't figure out I don't believe in God.
No.





It sounds to me that you are wrestling with doubt. Even though can be administered in tiny doses and is invisible to humans, doubt seems to cause us to turn to sin.





Your Bible is just a bunch of words until you open yourself to having God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit in your life.
';Is it possible my bible doesn't have all the answers?';








lmao...xD





You're a trip, bro. :P
What type of stubborn sins do you need to get out.
Check your translation. Washing-machine instructions are only valid if they come from the KJV, since that is the True Word of God. If you use any others, your washing machine and all your laundry will go to Hell.





For which books are supposed to be included, open the KJV to the table of contents.
You could wait for your washing machine to evolve :-)
that's why they wrote ';THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL';





thanks for the laugh about the hilariously immature answer splooshs
God didnt create washing machines. he does give people the wisdom to seek how to fix them.
haaha. Yeah. It's true. The bible doesn't answer everything.
Very funny!


The Bible includes none of the basics. It is just a history book, with only a fraction of history.


I once met some people who believed that there is no other knowledge needed other than knowledge that comes out of the Bible. Boy did I get away from them fast!


They didn't go to school, none of them ended up going to collage, etc. etc. etc. I think you get the point.


Craziness...
Get the help of some one who know to fix your washing machine, similarly get the help of some one who can teach you bible!!